As if having Britney Spears tote a $425 “text” while Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher plan to fully the Holy Land with a kabbalah wedding weren't enough to undermine a shaky religion, “The Mentalizer Kabbalah Show” stars a mentalist who uses kabbalah to move things.
Tickets, of course, are incredibly inflated at $42.50. At the Studio Theater, 410 W. 42nd St. (between 9th and 10th avenues); call 212-239-6200.
Maureen Callahan